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{"fact":"A cat uses its whiskers for measuring distances. The whiskers of a cat are capable of registering very small changes in air pressure.","length":134}
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{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
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TD Bank Ballpark is a 6,100-seat baseball park in Bridgewater, New Jersey, that is the home of the Somerset Patriots, a Double-A level Minor League Baseball (MiLB) team affiliate of the New York Yankees in the Eastern League (EL). The Patriots previously competed in the independent Atlantic League of Professional Baseball (ALPB). The ballpark hosts 70 Patriots games as well as Patriots playoff games, in addition high school and corporate events are held each year.
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{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
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